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MY DRUNK KITCHEN: DICK-TATERS

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

Okay I have had my computer for 4 years and now the bottom line of my keyboard (zxcvbnm etc etc) doesn’t work including my space fucking bar. I don’t why this happened so I have to stay on Mobile for awhile until I get this fix or pay for a new computer (which I have no money) so yea sorry guys

kittywearsribbons:

kittywearsribbons:

ENTER TO WIN ONE OF TWO SIGNED TRXYE CD’S! JUST INCASE IT WASNT CLEAR ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND ME A MESSAGE (OFF ANON OBVIOUSLY) THAT SAYS YOU WANT TO ENTER! I WILL THEN GIVE YOUR BLOG A NUMBER. YOU HAVE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 1st TO ENTER; ON THAT DAY I WILL HAVE A NUMBER GENERATOR PICK TWO RANDOM NUMBERS AND WHICH EVER BLOG HAS THAT NUMBER WINS! I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY SO EVERYONE CAN ENTER! OH AND A BIG PART; YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME. FOLLOWING ME DOES NOT INCREASE OR DECREASE YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING!

OMG WHY ARE YOU ALL SAYING I’M CUTE AND MY VOICE IS ADORABLE?!?!?! I LOOK LIKE I JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK?!?!?!

danisnotonfire:

boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

The latest ‘reason why Dan’s a fail’ that ruins my life - I mumble.

I feel like this video was both highly relatable and uncomfortably sexual at the same time.

my work here is done

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i love how innocent we all look but in reality we read gay smut all day 

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troylerhart:

gladyousaidhi:

caspgap:

Sometimes i think “wow, tyler is right about boys. I kinda like boys wait, am i gay?” but then i remember I’m a girl.

Sometimes I think I’m a gay man, but then I remember that I’m a straight girl

Literally me

sluttylittlepill:

can-y0utube-not:

fricklefracklephan:

Oh my fucking god

'You only like youtubers because they're good looking'

did you just call my idiots ugly?

sluttylittlepill:

can-y0utube-not:

fricklefracklephan:

Oh my fucking god

'You only like youtubers because they're good looking'

did you just call my idiots ugly?

tylerlovetroye:

Tyler and Troye should do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge together, and  wear white shirts please.

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

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guys:
uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:
ew fat chicks
guys:
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

troyesbooty:

smilingtroye:

troyesbooty:

made an amazing discovery today

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I HAVE SEEN THE EYE

isn’t that this:

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?

IT IS BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT U DONT UNDERSTAND

xtinaroussel:


I want #HeyUSA to last forever…think of the possibilities!  

xtinaroussel:

I want #HeyUSA to last forever…think of the possibilities!  

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